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andanotaku:


Table confirmed for ssb4

andanotaku:

Table confirmed for ssb4

kaptincrunchh:

MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK!

kaptincrunchh:

MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK!

omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
Anonymous

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

I feel like I ran a mile and did 50 crunches yo

breterbie:

grawly:

here man i got the perfect book for u

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with super-sturdy pages for your idiot hands